S-L-ick.

I want.

Death Laughed at Me but I Didn't Taste Good so He Spat Me Out

I guess when you challenge the world to fling you, it shouldn't be so suprising when it does just that. Scooby, for the first time ever you have disappointed me. I understand it was eventually inevitable but why you? I had so much faith in you. Busily thinkin of finishing a project and the many halloween festivities to come,
the rain won and I crashed on my beloved scooter saturday afternoon. Here was my thought progression during the incident: Turbulence, confused, falling, watching scooby slide away from my body, oh cuss word, thigh sharp pain, insisting the five kind strangers surrounding me nothing is wrong, scrambling to the curb, hoping my only surviving unripped pants are still in one piece, getting drenched on my once nicely done hair, sitting, crying for no reason but every reason at the same time, wanting an umbrella, calling for an umbrella, texting the two people I thought would care but probably don't. Embarrassment. Spent. Depression. Redemption. A fresh serene look on fragile life. By all means, this was not a near death experience, just a really deep down/face the facts/you need help sometimes embarrassment of a show.

Dear life, I ♥ you so. I'm not ready to be done, okay? Sometimes ya gotta taste your temporariness for you to remember how much longer you want to exist. Sincerely, Lizi LaRee.

Once a year..

Once a year we can put on a mask and do something we've always wanted to, just like Mr. Batman and his shiny speedo. So far, I've convinced Blake Scott to go to a party in a homemade diaper-PS the jorts were completely his idea. Halloween is practically here so when all the mischief is said and done, I'll still be waiting to hear your fun. Drop a line. I love me a good story. Happy Haunting!

"I did my homework in invisible marker."-Andrew Jarvis age 6
Should I see how well this line works on my teacher tomorrow?

Jump For Joy

Please, Fling me in the air for I feel like I'm flying.

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Ode To Ingrid

My secret wish is to go to her concert tonight. Blast.

"I don't tell anybody that you turn the world around, I won't tell anyone that your voice is my favorite sound."- Parachute

Face Decoration

Thinking of Loo

We'll figure it out.

Shadow Puppets

Appropriate for the season I believe.
Sincerely,
Wilma Blee

"Sometimes you're the windshield; Sometimes you're the bug."-Mark Kopfler

I Was Born To Love The World

It is spot on, I was born to love the world. I am reminded of it everyday.

Joan of Arc was fearless and after being reminded once again of her undying courage I came up with a goal six months ago in Paris France to have my twentieth year of life be fearless. Although, I may not have had the most pleasant encounters in result of this goal, I have been doing much better at being fearless than I thought. Fear used to encompass me, I am freeing myself.

Excerpt from five months ago: A first journey on my fearlesslistic attitudes.
"Without thinking twice, I walked right into the Venetian river. The very feet I walk on were submerged within it's depths, talk about fearless. Jessica made me wash my feet twice and came in to check that I was using soap. She says I have to sleep on the hotel floor but that's fine with me--my feet have touched the infamous river of Venice, Italy."-May 26, 2010


"I'm not afraid...I was born to do this."-Joan of Arc----------

Magic Scooter Ride

"A whole new world!"-Lizi

"Don't you dare close your eyes."-Bethany

Scooby was meant to sing on.

Hey Stranger

"Meet at the corner."

What pleasant words to be said. Usually, only moments later I would skip to the middle of the block and entryway of the condos to find the loveliest green eyed girl. We then embarked on endless adventures usually ending with soaked clothes or singing marathons. Katie Jones has seen all of it, she has seen me pre-puberty, yelling, crying, jumping off rooftops and making out with a brick wall. Plus, the great thing is I have seen her in same situations. Life truly was bliss as a child.

Today i get to see her. Reminiscing with an old pal is always exciting. And a little bit scary. Remind me why grew up again?

Paco Bell

At Taco Bell on campus, they called out your favorite Disney characters name instead of your real name for you to pick up your food. Hearing "Quasimodo" really helps lighten the mood right before a three hour class. I of course was:Mama Odie.
The random yet pleasant stranger I walked with was:

Iago. But my all-time favorite of the experience was that a very manly man responded to:

"Come in. Come in, my child. We mustn't lurk in doorways. It's rude. One might question your upbringing."-Ursula

Smell Like A Monster

Today is

10-10-10

It has to be lucky.

Myke asked me if he could have one of my grapes. Confused, I stared at my plate but said yes anyway. He then popped a cherry tomato right into his mouth. Observing the disgusted reaction, I remembered that Myke is colorblind.
He was so mad.

Stuck

Thinking of stickie notes helped me fall asleep last night...

and these are just some pictures of my new found friend.

Pie Night

"Ohhhhh, Katie. You should go take a walk, you've got pastry in your eye."-Loo

Get this, I fell asleep alone in the office and woke up with Foofa in my face. Only one could be the culprit.

The Ultimate Boyfriend Survival App

Every man with a significant woman in his life could benefit. Side-effects will include moodiness, extra attention and bucket loads of chocolate.