So I went to the Bridal Fair on Saturday. Now I'm about to do something I try not to do so don't hate me. Please understand that these are extremes (probably rare cases) and I'm merely doing this for my own amusement. I can't help but to bask down to a low level. Here is a list of the stereotypes I encountered of the lovely brides-to-be:
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The Naive Bride: She looks twelve. Heck, she probably is twelve and what the scariest part is that the majority of the brides I saw at the bridal fair fell under this exact category. It's hard to imagine that these brides fully know what they are getting into, you wonder if they have enough allowance saved up and they make you realize you're older than you feel.
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The Pre-pre-pre Planner Bride: This girl has been planning her wedding since age three. Sometimes she has everything picked out, primped up and ready to go before she even meets a man. This is the kind of girl who has enough stamina to wait for a missionary, keep bridal planners and these girls make one awesome maid of honor.
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The PHishy (the Pretty Hott but fishy) Bride: It seems like she is very calm and completely sane but you know those fake nails, whiter teeth, botoxed lips and expensive tan didn't take ten minutes to do. I always wonder what brings out the "Bridezilla" in them.
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The Free-loader Bride: These brides are mostly along for the ride as long as it's fun. They hear "free food" and are more willing to go to bridal fairs. They sign up for every contest but take things way too laid back. Three months seem so far away and planning far in advance is not their cup of tea.
I, of course, am the free-loader bride but what a bunch of great tasting FOOD! I'm so glad Jessica suggested going to this shin-dig (back in January.) She has the case of the pre-pre-pre planner bride (and as a young child I was too, who knows what happened) but lucky for me, it's awesome to have someone as excited as her! She helps me plan, gets her hair done with me and is not too pushy.